even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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