My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
It was confusing and full of hummus
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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