that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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