fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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