its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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