dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
