take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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