The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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