Do vagina's smell?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Never joke about your clitoris.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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