needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also Iām getting a car.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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