i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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