Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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