Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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