I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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