i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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