i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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