I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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