Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
This is my gift to your gina
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i out mim tonsoeep
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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