She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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