I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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