why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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