Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I wear drunk well.
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