I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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