Your tits are I can't wait for
Nicole vs. Life
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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