Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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