I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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