Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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