Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
zippers are such a cool invention
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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