i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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