i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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