she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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