I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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