The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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