Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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