Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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