Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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