I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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