No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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