I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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