your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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