Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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