Are we in a gay sports bar?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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