My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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