remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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