love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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