i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just want nice things and good sex
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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