that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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