my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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