dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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