While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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