she woke up with a sticky ear
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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