he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
